Obama Jokes and Puns

What is Obama’s archenemy? The constitution.

Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? He thought Barry sounded too American.

What is Barack Obamas favorite TV show? Game of Drones.

Why won’t Obama laugh at himself? Because it would be racist.

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich. – P. J. O’Rourke

“Tonight, President Obama is going to make a speech trying to convince people to vote for Hillary Clinton instead of Donald Trump. It’s a speech entitled, ‘I Can’t Believe This Is Necessary.'” –Conan O’Brien

“For Christmas, first lady Michelle Obama said both her daughters asked for money. Or, as Fox News reported it, ‘Obama Gives More Handouts to the Unemployed.'” – Conan O’Brien

The good news is that Obama has finally created some jobs. The bad news is that they’re all in China.

Why did Barack Obama save the auto industry? Because his shareholders are the American people!

Why do you want Obama in your band? He has smoked rocks and knows how to roll (weed).

How can Barack Obama get the rich to pay their taxes? By nominating them to a cabinet post!

Why did Barack Obama cross the road? To help the other side!