Nightmare Joke - 4

Nightmare Pun

Q: What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
A: A sunken chest with no booty!

Nightmare Joke - 1

Silly Nightmare Joke

What’s a man’s worst nightmare? 1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to. 3) A female boss. 4) He has to ask his wife for money.

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