Funny money joke

Funny money joke

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?” To which the man promptly replied “I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!”

Lunch money joke

Lunch money joke

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Money Joke - 2

Money Joke – 2

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying
anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Marriage and money joke

Marriage and money joke

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

College money joke

College money joke

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they’ll send your kid back.

Money Joke - 1

Money Joke – 1

Son: Mom can I get twenty dollars please?
Mom: Does it really look like I am made of money Son?
Son: Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?

Silly money joke

Silly money joke

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

Money Joke - 7

Money Joke – 7

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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