Minecraft Jokes and Puns

Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.

How does Steve chop down trees with his fists?
How wood I know?

If there will ever be a Minecraft movie, then it would be a blockbuster.

What is a pigman’s favourite cereal?
Golden nuggets.

How does Steve get his exercise?
He runs around the block.

What’s a ghast’s favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!

What did Steve say as he faced off against a skeleton with his pickaxe?
“I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”

Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other Sssssssside!

A zombie walks into work, and his boss tells him, “Did you get enough sleep last night? You look a bit dead this morning…”

I asked if I could look for ores in an Italian Minecrafter’s cave. He said, “No it’s-a mine.”

Why would a mushroom make a good roommate?
It’s a real fungi.

How does Herobrine spy on people?
He uses “spy-ders”.