Funny Popular Joke - 32

Funny Popular Joke – 32

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Funny Marriage Joke - 56

Funny Marriage Joke – 56

A husband and wife are watching ”Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,” and the husband winks and says, ”Honey, let’s go upstairs…”
The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.
So the husband says, ”Is that your final answer?” The wife says yes.
The husband says, ”Well, can I phone a friend?”

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Latest Funny Joke-9

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!” The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something. He goes back to the house and says to the woman, “Wait, I’m your husband!” She replies giving him a dirty look, “So why did you run?”

Funny Family Jokes-40

Funny Family Joke – 40

A married couple in their 60’s are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
‘I want to travel around the world with my darling husband’, says the wife … 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand!

Husband says ‘sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me …’ So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !

Funny Marriage Joke - 52

Funny Marriage Joke – 52

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.
‘Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship, ‘the wife explained.’ He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well and I just act like I’m listening.’

Funny Family Jokes-16

Funny Family Joke – 17

A married couple, Harry, and Esther are out shopping one morning when Esther says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric.” Harry replies, “How about a chair?”

Funny Marriage Joke - 38

Funny Marriage Joke – 38

Lady 1: “Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?” 
Lady 2: “I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not.”

Funny Popular Joke - 104

Funny Popular Joke – 104

A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, “Honey, I have great news! We’re pregnant, and we’re having twins!” The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, “Honey that’s wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we’re having twins?” She nods her head and says, “Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!”

Latest Funny Joke-18

Latest Funny Joke-18

Friendship between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house.
The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Funny Marriage Joke - 53

Funny Marriage Joke – 53

A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, “If you were my husband I would poison your drink.” The man replied, “If you were my wife I would drink it.”

Funny Marriage Joke - 46

Funny Marriage Joke – 46

A husband says to his wife, “I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.” The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, “Your dick is bigger than your brothers.”

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