Online love joke

Online love joke

My boyfriend Hans and I met online. After dating a long time, I introduced him to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet. He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up. Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, “I just used a modem.”

Husband Love Joke

Husband Love Joke

I was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy my girlfriend as a present. I couldn’t decide which one to get, so I asked the salesman, “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get? He said, “A bulletproof one. I’m married.”

Parents Love Joke

Parents Love Joke

Son: “Mom, I love you so much!” Mother: “I don’t have any money, try it with your dad.”

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