Lion Jokes and Puns

What’s a lion running a copy machine called? A copycat! 

What do you call a cat with a lion’s roar? Kitty Perry.

What street do lions live on? Mane St. 

Why didn’t the lion eat the detective? Because he was under cover. 

What animals do you need to make a square? 4 Lions. 

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny. 

How much does a lion trainer have to know? More than the lion! 

Why do lions always eat raw meat? Because they don’t know how to cook. 

Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion? I would rather have a tiger eat a lion. 

Which scientist discovered the planet Leo 9? Lioness Pawling. 

Why don’t lions like fast food? Because they can’t catch it! 

On which day do lions eat people ? Chewsday.