Lightbulb Jokes and Puns

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

Q: How many Anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them.

Q: How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
A: He doesn’t, he declares darkness the industry standard.

Q: How many Folk musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four – One to change the bulb, and three to sing about how good the old one was.

Q: How many Atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists can’t see the light anyway.

Q: How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites.

Q: How many Computer nerds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to screw it in, one to design the step-by-step program, and one to design the web page about doing it.

Q: How many Gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They don’t do that; they pass laws against burned-out bulbs, and then they wonder why it’s still so dark. Meanwhile, a lot of people get hurt because they can’t see.

Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just have marketing sell the burnt-out bulb as a feature.

Q: How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell
it before it crashes.

Q: How many Philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why does it need changing?

Q: How many poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to curse the darkness and one to light a candle.