Light Bulb Joke - 7

Light Bulb Joke – 7

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

Light Bulb Joke - 8

Light Bulb Joke – 8

Q: How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites.

Light Bulb Joke - 11

Light Bulb Joke – 11

Q: How many Computer nerds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to screw it in, one to design the step-by-step program, and one to design the web page about doing it.

Light Bulb Joke - 19

Light Bulb Joke – 19

Q: How many Folk musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four – One to change the bulb, and three to sing about how good the old one was.

Light Bulb Joke - 21

Light Bulb Joke – 21

Q: How many Gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They don’t do that; they pass laws against burned-out bulbs, and then they wonder why it’s still so dark. Meanwhile, a lot of people get hurt because they can’t see.

Light Bulb Joke - 22

Light Bulb Joke – 22

Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just have marketing sell the burnt-out bulb as a feature.

Light Bulb Joke - 23

Light Bulb Joke – 23

Q: How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell
it before it crashes.

Light Bulb Joke - 31

Light Bulb Joke – 31

Q: How many poets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to curse the darkness and one to light a candle.

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