Life joke about being late

Life joke about being late

Why are you late? There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
No, I was standing on it.

Funny joke about two cops

Funny joke about two cops

Somebody knocks on door:
Who is there?
Police.
What do you want?
We want to talk.
How many of you are there?
Two.
So talk with each other.

Life joke about compliments

Life joke about compliments

It’s amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, “You look so gorgeous, I didn’t recognize you.”

Funny life joke

Joke about work emails

How To Translate Work Emails
I have a question. = I have 18 questions.
I’ll look into it. = I’ve already forgotten about it.
I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.
Happy to discuss further. = Don’t ask me about this again.
No worries. = You really messed up this time.
Take care. = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me.
Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!

Silly Life Joke

Silly Life Joke

I guess this is what happens after you’ve worked at the same place for a while. I was eating at a fast-food restaurant when an employee began his shift by walking into the kitchen area and calling out, “Honey, I’m home!”

Life joke about son and father

Life joke about son and father

I’ve been working on my PhD in engineering for the past five years, but my kids don’t necessarily see that as work. As we were driving past Walmart one day, my son spotted a Now Hiring sign and suggested that I could get a job there. Hoping to make a point, I asked, “Do you think they’re looking for an engineer?” “Oh, sure,” he said. They’ll hire anybody.”

Life joke about marriage

Life joke about marriage

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said. “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

Life joke about an art gallery

Life joke about an art gallery

At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine. “I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral,” I said. “No,” said the boy. “Your painting’s wider, so it’ll cover three holes in our wall.”

Joke about the life with a coworker

Joke about the life with a coworker

While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes. The woman asked, “Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?”

Life joke about prison

Life joke about prison

A mother writes a letter to her sun, who is in a prison. Dear sun, life’s so hard for me since they took you to a prison: nobody digs a vegetable garden, nobody plants potatos… The sun writes back to her mother: Mom, please stay away from the garden. If you start digging it, the police may come and both take you to a prison and prolong mine imprisonment.. Mother writes back to her sun: Darling, together with your last letter police came. They digged all over the garden, but haven’t found anything. The left being extremely frustrated. Sun writes his mom: I helped as much, as I could with this. Please plant the potatos by yourself.

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