
Here are funny lazy jokes and puns that you can tell all your friends that are lazy at home or work. These jokes about being lazy will make everyone laugh. But make sure to also check out our other funny jokes categories.
I should have suspected my husband was lazy; on our wedding day, his mother told me: “I’m not losing a son; I’m gaining a couch.”
You ever look for the remote control and can’t find it, so you just decide, ‘Ah, it looks like I’m not watching TV.”
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”
“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”