Lamb At The Movies Joke

Lamb At The Movies Joke

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a lamb sitting next to him. “Are you a lamb?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The lamb replied, “Well, I liked the book.” 

Lamb Tied To A Lamppost Joke

Lamb Tied To A Lamppost Joke

When a tourist coach passed through a small country town in Australia one of the passengers noticed a lamb tied to a lamppost on the corner in the main street. “Oh that,” said the guide, “that’s the Recreation Centre” 

Two Sheep Herders Joke

Two Sheep Herders Joke

Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. “Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!,” said the first herder “What about the sheep?”, said the second herder “Fuck the sheep!” the first herder replied “Do you think we have time?” asked the second herder 

Angry Sheep Joke

Angry Sheep Joke

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. 

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