Key Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olivia.
Olivia who?
Olivia but I lost the key.

Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Norma Lee. 
Norma Lee who? 
Norma Lee I have my key.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiki.
Kiki who?
Kiki’s stuck in the lock, let me in!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute. Im trying to find my keys!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome spaghetti through the keyhole and I’ll tell you.

Press any key!
No! no! no! NOT THAT ONE!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gorky.
Gorky who?
Gorky will unlock the door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good locks lately?