Kangaroo Jokes and Puns

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly good jumper. 

Why did the kangaroo hesitate? He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.

What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year? A leap year

What do you call an irate kangaroo? A k-angry-oo.

What do you call an angry kangaroo? Hopping mad.

Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors? Because they’re always jumping ship.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the kids have to play indoors.

What do you call a tired kangaroo? Out of bounds.

Did you hear about the Kangaroo with glasses? He had to go to the Hopthalmologist. 

What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!

What animal jumps when it walks, and sits when it stands? A Kangaroo. 

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes because the Empire State Building can’t jump.