Jewish Joke - 5

Jewish Joke – 5

Why do Jews watch porn movies in reverse?
They really love the scene when the whore is giving the man back his money.

Half Jewish Joke

Half Jewish Joke

How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.

Jewish Name Joke

Jewish Name Joke

A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. “Behave, my bubaleh,” she says. “Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!” “And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh.” “Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!” At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. “So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?” The boy answers, “I learned my name is David.”

Christian Jewish Joke

Christian Jewish Joke

Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says “Convert to Christianity, and we’ll give you $100.” The one says to the other, “should we do it?” The other says “NO!! Are you crazy?” The first guy replies “Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars… I’m gonna do it.” So he walks into the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says “well, did you get the money?” He replies “Oh that’s all you people think about, isn’t it?”

Jewish Confession Joke

Jewish Confession Joke

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.” The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” “Never Father, I’m Jewish.” “So then, why are you telling me?” “I’m telling everybody!”

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