Funny Jacob Zuma Joke

Funny Jacob Zuma Joke

Gwede Mantashe gave R10 to Jacob Zuma to buy him some biscuits. Then, Cyril Ramaphosa also gave Zuma R10 to buy him a bread. After 20 minutes Zuma strolled back into the Union Buildings without anything in his hands. They asked him what was wrong, Zuma replied: “Your R5’s are both the same, so I did not know which one is for biscuits and which one is for bread.”

Julius Malema and Jacob Zuma Joke

Julius Malema and Jacob Zuma Joke

Julius Malema and Jacob Zuma are at school. One day, in the classroom, the teacher decided to test their knowledge.
Teacher: “Julius, can you please give us three different colours that you know. Julius: “Brown, dark brown, and light brown. Teacher: “Oh, I see. Jacob can you also give us three different colours that you know?” Jacob: “Yebo kulula lokho mam. “Loaf brown, Chris Brown, and Brown Dash.”

Julius and Floyd Joke

Julius and Floyd Joke

Julius and Floyd are at a museum standing in front of a mummy. Floyd sees a board with “1227 BC” written on it.
Floyd says to Julius “I wonder what that means?” Julius answers ” That’s his BBM pin baba!”

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