Ironing Jokes and Puns

He said to me . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

A guy burned both of his ears… so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ”I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang… So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear…” ”But how the heck did you burn the other ear?” The doctor asked.
”They called back.”

What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
It’s easier to open the legs on the blonde.

Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home.
Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement
so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.
Jim looked at Tom and said, “Did you see that? What were Nancy & Betty wearing?”
“I don’t know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing.”