Insect Jokes and Puns

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? (A walkie-talkie!)

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”

What do you call a bug that jumps over cups? A glasshopper!

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants!

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to hurry?” said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'”.