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What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?
A smartass!
Two spastics go up to an ice-cream van and say, “Can we have a couple of 99″s please? “The ice-cream man says, “Certainly, would you like chocolate or strawberry sauce? “They say, “It doesn’t really matter, mate… we’re going to drop them anyway.”
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
An old man walks into an ice cream shop and sits down with difficulty….
He orders an ice cream cone and the waiter asks “Crushed nuts?”
The old man replies, “No arthritis.”