Ice Cream Jokes and Puns

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
A: Frozen Yogurt.

What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?
A smartass!

What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Shock a lot.

Two spastics go up to an ice-cream van and say, “Can we have a couple of 99″s please? “The ice-cream man says, “Certainly, would you like chocolate or strawberry sauce? “They say, “It doesn’t really matter, mate… we’re going to drop them anyway.”

What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Veinilla.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

Q: What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?
A: What’s the scoop.

An old man walks into an ice cream shop and sits down with difficulty….
He orders an ice cream cone and the waiter asks “Crushed nuts?”
The old man replies, “No arthritis.”