Hunting Trip Joke

Hunting Trip Joke

Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. “Where’s George?” one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone.”He’s about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there ’cause I figured ain’t nobody ’bout to steal him.”

Hunting Ducks Joke

Hunting Ducks Joke

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion. “I dunno,” came the reply, “Maybe we aren’t throwing the dog up high enough.”

Hunting Rabbit Joke

Hunting Rabbit Joke

Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. “Quick,” said the first, “shoot it.” “I can’t,” said the second. “My gun isn’t loaded.”
“Well,” said the first,” you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn’t.”

Hunting Trophies Joke

Hunting Trophies Joke

The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, “I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn’t want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me.” “Well, “said a guest, “he certainly makes a much better rug than you would!”

Lion Hunting Joke

Lion Hunting Joke

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? ‘Let us prey.’

Boastful Hunting Joke

Boastful Hunting Joke

A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over. He reminded them that they often tell the same stories. “Not so,” said one friend. “We re-share, you repeat.”

Advice Hunting Joke

Advice Hunting Joke

Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old timer. “You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs,” he said. The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods. At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, “Maybe tomorrow we’ll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand.”

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