Horse Bet Joke

Horse Bet Joke

I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30.

Cowboy horse joke

Cowboy horse joke

How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday? His horse’s name was Friday!

Horse in cocktail bar joke

Horse in cocktail bar joke

A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar. The doorman says: “Wait you can’t come in here without a tie.” The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck. He goes back in and says to the barman: “This alright?” The barman says: “Hmm, ok… but don’t be starting anything.”

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