Fish and Honda joke
What’s the difference between a fish and a Honda? You can tune a Honda, but you can’t tune-a-fish!
Honda Jokes and Puns
Here are funny Honda jokes and puns. We also have Hybrid and other car jokes so make sure to check those out as well including our other funny jokes categories.
Honda Joke – 4
Q: How many Honda car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!
Poll about Honda joke
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent own a Honda.
Honda Joke – 5
Q: What is the difference between a Honda and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Fitting in a Honda joke
How many people can you fit in one Honda? Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
Honda Odyssey joke
Why does the new Ody have 8 seats? So there are enough people in the car to push it to the dealer if the transmission brakes down!
Difference between a lemon and Honda joke
What is the difference between a Honda Transmission and a lemon? The lemon lasts longer!
Sex and Honda joke
Sex should be like driving a Honda. Slow, obscene, and loud enough for the neighbors to hear.
Funny Honda joke
A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a big-old motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, “Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?” “NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, “Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.” “NO!” said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride.
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily, “Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley, so, YOU ride it!”
Silly Honda joke
Why is it called Odyssey? Because Homer designed the transmission for one trojan horse power.
Honda acronyms joke
Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!
Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad’s Assistance
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
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