History Jokes and Puns

Where did Montezuma go to college? Az Tech. 

On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters. 

Why was the Pharoah boastful? Because he Sphinx he’s the best.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates! 

What happened after the wheel was invented? It caused a total revolution. 

What kind of music did the world listen to during medieval times? B flat. 

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? It can’t sit down.

Why didn’t Socrates like the French fries? Because they were made in ancient Greece. 

What explorer was the best at Hide and Seek? Marco Polo. 

What was Camelot famous for? It’s knight life! 

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers! 

Why did people hate Ho Chi Minh? He was hanoiing.