Hipster Jokes and Puns

Why are hipsters so thin?
Because they have skinny genes.

How much does a hipster weigh?
An Instagram.

What happens when a hipster falls?
They Tumblr.

Why does the hipster only listen to dead musicians?
He knows they’ll always be underground.

How do you know if someone is a true hipster or not?
Wait until they tell you they’re not, then you know they are.

If a hipster does something, but doesn’t Instagram it, did it really happen?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool,
and the second one did it ironically.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it,
a hipster will buy the soundtrack?

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
They don’t like conventional ovens.

I’m starting a club to capitalize on Hipsters.
Its 10 dollars not to join.

What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.