
Enjoy these funny hipster jokes and puns. They are so hip they are still underground. Make sure to check out our other jokes categories as well.
Why does the hipster only listen to dead musicians?
He knows they’ll always be underground.
How do you know if someone is a true hipster or not?
Wait until they tell you they’re not, then you know they are.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool,
and the second one did it ironically.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it,
a hipster will buy the soundtrack?
What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.