Hate Joke - 1

Hate Joke – 1

I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

Hate Joke - 8

Hate Joke – 8

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals.
I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Hate Joke - 3

Hate Joke – 3

I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Hate joke about cats and women

Hate Joke – 5

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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