Halloween Jokes and Puns

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

What do you get when you cross a witch with sand? A sandwich!

Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? His heart wasn’t in it.

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween!

What kind of dessert does a ghost like? I scream!

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations.

Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? Belia: What? Joshua: Bamboo.

Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad? Philip: I don’t know. Jake: Because they were trans-parents!

What do vampires take when they are sick? Coffin drops!