Halloween Jokes and Puns

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? His heart wasn’t in it.

What do you get when you cross a witch with sand? A sandwich!

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween!

What kind of dessert does a ghost like? I scream!

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations.

Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? Belia: What? Joshua: Bamboo.

Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad? Philip: I don’t know. Jake: Because they were trans-parents!

What do vampires take when they are sick? Coffin drops!