Buying Gum Joke

A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?”

Bee’s Chew Joke

JORDAN: What do bees chew?
GRAHAM: I dunno.
JORDAN: Bumble-gum.

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? I’m stuck on you!

What do you call a train that eats toffee? A chew, chew train.

Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit.

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.