Teacher And A Train Joke
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.
Gum Jokes and Puns
Enjoy these funny gum jokes and puns for kids and adults to enjoy and laugh at. Great to share with someone who loves always chewing gum. Make sure to also check out our other funny jokes.
Buying Gum Joke
A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?”
Bee’s Chew Joke
JORDAN: What do bees chew?
GRAHAM: I dunno.
JORDAN: Bumble-gum.
Chewing Gum On Shoe Joke
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? I’m stuck on you!
Train Eats Toffee Joke
What do you call a train that eats toffee? A chew, chew train.
Stepped On Gum Joke
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit.
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