Grape Joke About Breathing
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!
Grape Jokes and Puns
Here are funny grape jokes and puns. We have grape puns about green and purple grapes as well as jokes about raisins We also have 100’s of categories funny jokes topics.
Grape Pun
Q: What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.
Grape And Raisin Joke
Q: Why’d Mrs. Grape leave her family?
A: She was tired of raisin kids!
Funny Grape Joke
What did the grape say when someone stood on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Grape and Wine Joke
Q: If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with?
A: Sushi!
Pun About Grapes
Q: Why aren’t grapes ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!
Joke About Grape
A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a grape stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.
Green Grape Joke
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!
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