Funniest Grandparents Joke

Funniest Grandparents Joke

A grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.” “Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?” the grandson asked. “You’re coming empty handed???”

Funny Grandparent Joke

Funny Grandparent Joke

A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren back to their parents one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child. “No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.”

Grandparents babysitting joke

Grandparents babysitting joke

My wife & I were keeping a young grandson for an afternoon. My wife said we were short of diapers and requested I go to the nearby Osco Drug Store to buy some additional ones. I located a female clerk about 20 years old at the store and asked which aisle I could find diapers. She responded, “adult or baby?”.

Grandparent Airport Joke

Grandparent Airport Joke

When my grandmother first went to the United States from the Philippines, she had to go through customs. The customs officer asked her whether she had any dried fish, salted shrimp fry, or mangoes. Unaware that this was part of the routine inspection, my grandmother politely replied, “Had I known you wanted any, sir, I would have brought you some.”

Grandparents age joke

Grandparents age joke

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.” “Look in your underwear, Grandpa,” he advised “Mine says I’m 4 to 6.”

Grandparents Babysitting Joke

Grandparents Babysitting Joke

One evening a grandmother was babysitting her two granddaughters Anne and Betty. Presently, 8:00 PM rolled around.
“Okay, time for bed,” she informed the two children who were playing in the den. “Why?” Anne asked (aged 6). “It’s so early!” “Your father said your bedtime is 8:00,” the grandmother said. “You don’t have to listen to him,” the Betty (aged 4½) replied. “Why not?” the grandmother asked. Betty answered, “Because you’re his mother!”

Grandparents church joke

Grandparents church joke

A little boy was in church next his father and at his father’s request said a small prayer, “Dear God, please bless Mommy and Daddy and all the family to be healthy and happy.” Suddenly he looked up and said out loud, “And please don’t forget to ask grandpa to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!” “There is no need to shout like that,” said his father. “God isn’t hard of hearing.” “No,” said the little boy, “but Grandpa is.”

Funny Grandparent joke

Funny Grandparent joke

A Grandfather who had serious hearing problems for a number of years went to the doctor to be fitted for a hearing aid that would return his hearing to 100%. The grandpa went back for further tests a month later and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” To which the elderly man replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”

Grandparents computer joke

Grandparents computer joke

My grandfather has recently started a course called ‘Computers for the Terrified.’ He’s nearly eighty and, although used to be an engineer within the US Air Force, he is completely stuck when it comes to computers. He came back from his first evening at this course. When asked how it had gone, he replied, ‘Yes, it was really good. I really enjoyed it, but I really couldn’t get to grips with my mole.’ I stopped for a second, completely puzzled, until I realized he was talking about the mouse.

Silly Grandparents joke

Silly Grandparents joke

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.

Grandparents babysitting joke

Grandparents babysitting joke

One evening a grandmother was babysitting her two granddaughters Anne and Betty. Presently, 8:00 PM rolled around.
“Okay, time for bed,” she informed the two children who were playing in the den. “Why?” Anne asked (aged 6). “It’s so early!” “Your father said your bedtime is 8:00,” the grandmother said. “You don’t have to listen to him,” the Betty (aged 4½) replied. “Why not?” the grandmother asked. Betty answered, “Because you’re his mother!”

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