Grandpa request joke

Grandpa request joke

A grandfather from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. He told her rabbi he had two final requests. First, he wanted to be cremated, and second, he wanted her ashes scattered over Yankee Stadium. “Yankee Stadium!” the rabbi exclaimed. “Why Yankee Stadium?” “Then I’ll be sure my son visits me once a week.”

Grandpa birthday joke

Grandpa birthday joke

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.” He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”

Grandpa Joke - 5

Grandpa Joke – 5

Q: When do you know your grandfather is old enough to retire?
A: Instead of lying about her age she starts bragging about it!

Funny Grandpa joke

Funny Grandpa joke

A little boy comes running Into the room and says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?” The Grandpa says, “I don’t know, why?” The little boy says, “Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!”

Grandpa Pun

Grandpa Pun

Grandpa: “I used to have an origami business.” Grandson: “What happened to it?” Grandpa: “It folded!”

Grandpa shoplifting joke

Grandpa shoplifting joke

My grandpa would always tell me that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He’d come back with 2 loaves of bread, half a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a pound of pork. He says you can’t do that now-a-days, way too many security cameras.

Grandpa Joke - 6

Grandpa Joke – 6

A dying grandfather tells his grandchild, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash.” The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, “Oh grandpa, you are SO generous! I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With his last breath, Grandpa whispered, “Facebook…”

Grandpa anniversary joke

Grandpa anniversary joke

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”

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