Gorilla Jokes and Puns

What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle! 

What’s a monkey’s favourite drink? A sas-gorilla.

What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A gorilla with a machine gun. 

What’s a chimpanzee’s favourite music band? The Gorillaz! 

How do you stop a gorilla from charging? Take away his credit card! 

What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama! 

How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!

Why don’t the gorillas in the jungle play poker any more? There are just too many Cheetahs. 

Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude! 

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!

Why did the advertising company hire a bunch of primates? For a gorilla marketing campaign. 

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.