Geography Jokes and Puns

What’s in the middle of the ocean?… Letter E!

Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it? It’s not a zero. The teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!

Where do fish keep their money? In riverbanks.

Teacher: Where were you born? Student: India. Teacher: Which part? What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in India!

Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado!

What’s the capital of Washington?… W.

What is the fastest country in the world? Russia.

Q: What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A: The Mississippi River.

Who did Mississippi get married too?… Mr Sippi!

A mother noticed her little daughter praying. “Please, God,” the little girl kept saying. “Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia.” “Why did you make such as strange request?” the mother asked.
“Because that’s what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!”

What nationality are you while you when you leave the bathroom?
Finnish.

What do Clint Eastwood and a map key have in common? Both are legends.