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Funny Food Joke – 6

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.'” The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.” The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.” He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, “That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the fucking potatoes!”

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Funny Food Joke – 14

A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, “Why the wooden leg?” The farmer replies, “That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school.”
“Great, but why the wooden leg?”
“The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy.”
“Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?”
“Well when you have a pig that smart you don’t eat it all at once!”

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Funny Doctor Joke – 14

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Funny Food Joke – 5

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. It’s an asshole!

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Funny Food Joke – 24

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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