Funny Popular Joke - 14

Funny Popular Joke – 14

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!

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Funny Food Joke – 16

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Funny Food Joke – 1

Q: What did the Egg say to the boiling water? A: It’s going to take a while to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!

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Funny Food Joke – 31

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!”
“That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”

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