Funny Birthday Joke - 11

Funny Birthday Joke – 11

Birthday Invitation: What? You are invited to Cathy’s birthday party. Where? 1424 Maple Dr. (you will need to be buzzed in, so dial our number with your nose and you will then be buzzed in. Once, you’re in the building, press the button for the elevator with your nose. Then press floor number 12 with your nose. We are the door on the left-hand side.) Can’t wait to see you! P.S. You will be pushing with your nose because your hands will be too busy holding the presents.

Funny Family Jokes-16

Funny Family Joke – 17

A married couple, Harry, and Esther are out shopping one morning when Esther says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric.” Harry replies, “How about a chair?”

Funny Birthday Joke - 5

Funny Birthday Joke – 5

For his birthday, I gave my son an iPhone.
My daughter received an iPod for her’s, and for my birthday, I was pleased to receive an iPad.
Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon, and that’s when the fight started…

Funny Birthday Joke - 4

Funny Birthday Joke – 4

That awkward moment when you say “Hey!” to someone at school, not realizing it’s their birthday until later that day when you get on Facebook.

Funny Birthday Joke - 10

Funny Birthday Joke – 10

Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

Funny Birthday Joke - 3

Funny Birthday Joke – 3

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she said. Just give me something with diamonds. That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.

Funny Birthday Joke - 6

Funny Birthday Joke – 6

Little Johnny: Mom, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, dear, what?
Little Johnny: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I’ve got a nice teapot.
Little Johnny: No you haven’t. I’ve just dropped it.

Funny Birthday Joke - 12

Funny Birthday Joke – 12

Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirement home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?” Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!” “Really? Like a newborn baby?” “Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

Funny Birthday Joke - 9

Funny Birthday Joke – 9

If you’re given a birthday card with no money in it and no present attached to it, good manners dictate that the minimum length of time you should act like you’re actually reading it is eleven seconds.

Funny Birthday Joke - 8

Funny Birthday Joke – 8

A husband and his wife were out shopping. The wife suddenly remembered that her mother’s birthday was coming up. She said,
“Honey, can we look around for a birthday present for mom? She wants something electric.”
The husband replied, “Sure, honey. How about a chair?”

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