
The greatest racing sport. Formula 1. Epic races, high speeds and lots of fun to watch. Here are some Formula 1 jokes and puns you can enjoy. We also have other funny jokes.
What have Formula 1 and women got in common?
Both are more interesting when they’re wet.
Q: How can you tell when a NASCAR fan is watching a Formula One race?
A: When he taps you on the shoulder and asks “Are we watching qualifying?”
Q: What’s the difference between Damon and Tiger Woods?
A: Tiger can drive further than 200 yards!!!!
What slogan do you get when you combine Star Wars and F1?
“May the downforce be with you.”
Q: What is the difference between Ralf Schumacher and God?
A: God knows he is not Ralf Schumacher.
Ferrari took a decision for the British GP to hire a couple of Scousers as pit crew members when they found out they can remove all 4 wheels in under 0.8 seconds. But to Jean Todts dismay, after 1.5 seconds, the car was resprayed and sold to McLaren…
Q: Why is David Coulthard so popular with the ladies?
A: Because he lets his partner come first!
The F1 race in Monaco ends with a big crash. Six drivers are killed, Gerhard Berger is one of them. Now his wife is invited to come to the morgue to identify her Gerhard.
The coroner opens the first box – she: “No, that’s not my Gerhard!”
The coroner opens the second box – she: “No, that’s not my Gerhard!”
The coroner opens the third box – she: “No, that’s not my Gerhard!”
The coroner opens the fourth box – she: “Sniff – yes – sniff, that’s my Gerhard!”
And suddenly she loses self-control and cries: “Fucking Gerhard, again not in the first three!!!”