Firework Jokes and Puns

Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

After the fireworks I made my New Year’s resolution. It was to read more so I decided I would start putting the subtitles on my TV.