Firework Joke – 1
Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Firework Jokes and Puns
Here are funny firework jokes and puns. Perfect to share with friends on Fourth of July and NewYears. Make sure to also take a look at our other funny jokes categories.
Duck and firework joke
What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.
Firework Joke – 2
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!
Firework Joke – 3
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Firework Joke – 4
After the fireworks I made my New Year’s resolution. It was to read more so I decided I would start putting the subtitles on my TV.
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