Firework Joke - 1

Firework Joke – 1

Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Firework Joke - 3

Firework Joke – 3

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Firework Joke - 4

Firework Joke – 4

After the fireworks I made my New Year’s resolution. It was to read more so I decided I would start putting the subtitles on my TV.

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