Female firemen joke

Female firemen joke

How do you know which locker belongs to a female firefighter? Just look for the one with 20 pairs of fire boots under it.

Firetruck joke

Firetruck joke

An excited man calls the fire department and says, “Help me, my house is on fire!!” The fireman says, “Where do you live?” The man replies, “I am too excited, I can’t tell you the exact address.” The fireman asks, “How do you expect us to get there?” The man replies, “What do you mean ‘how’? The big red truck.”

Fire brigade joke

Fire brigade joke

The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. “Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!” “The cups man! Save the cups!” cries George. “Uh, the fire hasn’t spread to the canteen yet, sir.”

Firemen pun

Firemen pun

They say if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen… Which is why I lost my job as a firefighter.

Long firemen joke

Long firemen joke

A paramedic, fire fighter and a police officer are all on a game show and the host asks the question, “Who can count to ten?” The paramedic rings in first and states, “That’s an easy one, 1-2-3-4-5-BREATH, 1-2-3-4-5-BREATH.” “No, I’m sorry, that’s wrong,” the game host says, “Anyone else?” The police officer rings in stating that everyone knows how to count to ten, “1-2-3-4-5-6-RELOAD, 1-2-3-4-5-6-RELOAD.” “No, nice try though. How about you sir? Do firefighters know how to count to ten?” “Sure,” he says, “1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.” “Very good!” says the host, “Now, can you count any farther?” “Of course I can…much farther,” the fire fighter replies. “1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-Jack-Queen-King-Ace.”

Fire Chief joke

Fire Chief joke

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself, “I am a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in line.” He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let me in, I’m a fire chief.” The angels replied, “You’ll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir.” While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said “CHIEF.” The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was really upset now and went to talk to the angels. He asked, “Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?” To which the angels replied, “You have it all wrong, sir. That’s GOD, he just thinks he’s a fire chief.”

Firemen Joke - 7

Firemen Joke – 7

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door,
telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry over here. My house is on fire!”
“OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?”
“Say, don’t you still have those big red trucks?

Firemen Joke - 10

Firemen Joke – 10

A fire chief came home early one day and finds his wife relaxing in bed. All looks well till he notices a cigar in the ash tray. He becomes furious and yells, “Where did that cigar come from?”
A voice from under the bed says, “Havana!”

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