Fast Food Jokes and Puns

Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A: They can smell it but they can’t eat it!

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.”

Why did the rooster cross the road? He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why is it called “Fast Food”? It’s called “fast” food because you’re supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.

Why don’t Americans eat snails? Because they like “Fast Food”.

Where do burgers like to dance? At a meat ball!

Q: Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?
A: He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings”.

Where do pickles fight? In an onion ring!

Why did the French fry win the race? Because it was fast food!

What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.

Q: Why don’t they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A: Because its finger licking good!

Q: Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?
A: It’s called the “Pursuit of Happy Meals.”