Elf Jokes and Puns

Where do elves go when they’re sick? To the elf center.

Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught.

What do you call a holistic elf doctor? A gnome-opath.

Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

Where do elves go to dance? Christmas balls.

Why do elves make good listeners? Because they’re all ears.

What does Santa do with overweight elves? He sends them to the elf farm.

What’s another name for Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses!

Where do you find elves? Depends where you left them!

How do elves communicate with one another? On their elf phones.

How do elves greet each other? “Small world, isn’t it?”

Who is the elves favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.