Elephant Jokes and Puns

How are elephants and computers similar? They both have big memories. 

Why did the elephant lie down in the middle of the forest?
To trip the ants.

How can you tell if an elephant is in the refrigerator?
The door won’t shut.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? Because their trunks kept on falling down. 

What is an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.

What’s gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow?
An elephant rolling down a hill with a sunflower in its mouth.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever try to iron one?

What’s the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?
Run and get out of his way.

Why did the elephant leave the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts. 

What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant? A dumbo jet. 

What do you call someone with an elephant on their head? Squashed! 

Whats the difference between your mom and an African Elephant? Ten pounds.