Electricity Jokes and Puns

My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.
Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

What do you call a detective electrician?
Sherlock Ohms.

What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
Shock-a-lot.

What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon.

If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone.
So I Tasered her.
I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

Q: What would a barefooted man get if he steps on an electric wire?
A: A pair of shocks.

I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.
I’m ex-static!

How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
Shocked.

What is another name for an electrical apprentice?
Shock absorber.