Egg Jokes and Puns

At a kid’s birthday party, the hired magician was producing egg after egg from a little boy’s ear. “There!” he said proudly. “I bet your Mum can’t produce eggs without hens, can she?” “Oh yes, she can,” said the boy. “She keeps ducks.”

How do eggs get around? On a s-egg-way.

Famous People With Egg in Their Names
Kim Kardeggian – she cracked the internet.
Lady EgGa – has beautiful plumage.
Arnold Schwarzenegger – the EggsTerminator.
Meg Ryan – actress and good egg.
Humpty Dumpty – he really was an egg!
Jack and Meg White – White Stripes.
Yolky Ono – artist.
Ellen DeGGeneres – funny egg.
The Eggles – rock out in Eggshell California
Eggy Pop – punk rock star with a lust for eggs.

What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac.

What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet.

Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations? Charles Chickens!

How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.

Who built the first eggloo – a chicken or an egg? An Eggskimo.

What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.

Favourite drink? Eggspresso.

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! 

What happens if you mix up a computer manual with a cookbook? You get an egg-shell spreadsheet!