Easter Jokes and Puns

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A smarty pants. 

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been screwing the chickens! 

What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs! 

Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? Because he had a eggache! (headache) 

Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? Because their cable was scrambled. 

How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggercise.

How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? Because he’s an egghead. 

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants. 

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled! 

What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days. 

What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one! 

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!