Duck Jokes and Puns

What do ducks watch on TV? Duck-umentaries! 

What do ducks get after they eat? A bill! 

What did the duck say when the waitress came? Put it on my bill! 

At what time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn. 

Two ducks are in a pond. One went “Quack quack!” And the other duck said “That’s funny I was just about to say that!” 

Why did the duck go to the bank? Because he wanted to get a new bill. 

What do you call a bird that can fix anything? Duck Tape. 

What did a duck say to the comedian? You quack me up! 

What do you get when you put four ducks in a box? A box of quackers! 

What do you call a duck with fangs? Count Duckula! 

What do ducks have with soup? Quackers! 

What did the drug dealer say to the duck? Are you on quack?