Duck Jokes and Puns

What do ducks get after they eat? A bill! 

At what time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn. 

Two ducks are in a pond. One went “Quack quack!” And the other duck said “That’s funny I was just about to say that!” 

Why did the duck go to the bank? Because he wanted to get a new bill. 

What do you call a bird that can fix anything? Duck Tape. 

What did a duck say to the comedian? You quack me up! 

What do you get when you put four ducks in a box? A box of quackers! 

What do you call a duck with fangs? Count Duckula! 

What do ducks watch on TV? Duck-umentaries! 

What do ducks have with soup? Quackers! 

What did the drug dealer say to the duck? Are you on quack? 

Where did the duck go when he was sick? To the ducktor!