
Dracula Joke – 11
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
To remove some guys neck that was stuck in his fangs.
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Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
To remove some guys neck that was stuck in his fangs.
What does Dracula say to the mirror?
Terror, terror on the wall! Who has the best bite of them all?
What type of coffee does a vampire order when at a coffee shop?
A de-coffiin-ated coffee!
Q: What did Dracula say about meeting his girlfriend?
A: It was love at first bite!
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
He cut all his fingers off.