
Doctor Who Joke – 7
What is naked with 3 hearts and 4 legs?
If you don’t know come back to my TARDIS and let me show you.
Doctor Who is such a great tv show that we had to include some silly and funny Doctor Who jokes and puns for the fans of the show. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.
What is naked with 3 hearts and 4 legs?
If you don’t know come back to my TARDIS and let me show you.
Why couldn’t the Doctor play baseball?
Because the ball was a bunch of wibbley-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff.
Why did the Sontaran cross the road?
It was a tactical move to confuse the chicken.
How many Sontarans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Sontarans are not afraid of the dark.
What do you call a man who talks dirty
to you over the internet with no emotion?
A Cyberman!