Doctor Who Jokes and Puns

What is naked with 3 hearts and 4 legs?
If you don’t know come back to my TARDIS and let me show you.

Two time lords walked into a bar…
You’d think they would have seen it.

Whovians don’t change light bulbs,
they wait for the bulb to regenerate!

What do you call a Gallifrey competent in the culinary arts?
A Thyme Lord.

Why was 9 afraid of 8?
Because McGann Hurt Eccleston!

Why couldn’t the Doctor play baseball?
Because the ball was a bunch of wibbley-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff.

Why did the Sontaran cross the road?
It was a tactical move to confuse the chicken.

What is the Gallifrey version of the short bus?
The RETARDIS!

How many Sontarans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Sontarans are not afraid of the dark.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Oh, I see you know this one!

What do you call a man who talks dirty
to you over the internet with no emotion?
A Cyberman!

Why did the Dalek cross the road?
To exterminate humanity.