Disney Jokes and Puns

Mulan, a Buddhist, walks up to a Hot Dog Vendor in Disneyland. She says:
“Make me one with everything.”

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
She always runs away from the ball.

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend drive?
A Minni van.

What time does Donald Duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?
Because there is a sign that says “Never Neverland”!

What is Tarzan’s favourite Christmas Carol?
Jungle Bells.

What happened to Mickey Mouse when he got spun?
He got Disney.

How much did Izzy the pirate pay to get her ears pierced?
A buck an ear.

What’s Minnie’s favourite thing to wear?
A Minnie-skirt.

Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
Because he wanted to see Pluto.

What Disney character likes to fix things?
Tinkerbell.

What is Jack Sparrow’s favourite restaurant?
Arrrgh-by’s.