Dance Jokes and Puns

Why are journalists always successful ballroom dancers?
Because they’re able to follow even the most difficult lead.

What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music.

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

What did the ballet dancer say when she lost her shoe?
Ugh! This is pointeless!

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moooooosic they like!

How do ballroom rumors spread?
Through the GRAPEVINE.

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then a side-step and turn around.”

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!

Why do ants dance on jam jars?
Because the jar says ‘twist to open’!