Kangaroo customer service joke

Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind.”

Store Customer Service joke

Store Customer Service joke

A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: “Excuse me sir.” “How can I help you” the employee replies. “Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?” The employee looks at him and says “No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!”

Customer service complaint joke

Customer service complaint joke

A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza: Customer: Yoooo I ordered a Pizza 
& Came with no Toppings on it or anything, It’s Just Bread. Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this! Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down.

Customer Service Joke - 3

Customer Service Joke – 3

Customer Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Bob: “Ok.”
Customer Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Bob: “No.”
Customer Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?” Bob: “No.”
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Bob: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”

Customer Service Joke - 4

Customer Service Joke – 4

Customer Support: “What does the screen say now?”
Billy: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”
Customer Support: “Well?”
Billy: “How do I know when it’s ready?”

Customer Service Joke - 5

Customer Service Joke – 5

Sandi: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Sandi: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address,
but how do I get the circle around it?

Restaurant customer service joke

Restaurant customer service joke

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest. “Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”

Jeans Customer Service joke

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked. “Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.”

Customer Service Joke - 2

Customer Service Joke – 2

Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, “Does your dog bite?” “No, my dog doesn’t bite.” The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously.
A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, “Hey, you said your dog doesn’t bite!” The shop clerk shrugs, “He doesn’t. But that wasn’t my dog.”

Customer Service Joke - 6

Customer Service Joke – 6

Caller: “Hello, is this Tech Support?”
Tech: “Yes it is, how may I help you?”
Caller: “The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within
my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?”
Tech: “I’m sorry, but did you say cup holder?”
Caller: “Yes, it’s attached to the front of my PC.”

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