
CrossFit Programming Joke
CrossFit programming is sort of like aliens. Some say it exists, but nobody’s ever really seen it.
Here are some funny CrossFit jokes and puns. Thanks to the founders of CrossFit for making it so popular. Also check out our sport jokes and other funny jokes categories.
CrossFit programming is sort of like aliens. Some say it exists, but nobody’s ever really seen it.
CrossFit dating – where you offer to show her your thruster if she’ll show you her snatch.
How do you know you had a good CrossFit WOD? You don’t end up in the emergency room.
Why did the blonde CrossFitter bring a bottle of Windex to the WOD? She heard they were going to be cleaning.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the music, I can still hear the newbies screaming.
An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar… I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
What did one blonde say to the other during the WOD? You know, I’ve been watching that box for almost an hour and it hasn’t jumped yet.