CrossFit Jokes and Puns

CrossFit programming is sort of like aliens. Some say it exists, but nobody’s ever really seen it.

CrossFit dating – where you offer to show her your thruster if she’ll show you her snatch.

Why do all CrossFit gyms have chalk? You can use it to mark where the bodies fell.

How do you know you had a good CrossFit WOD? You don’t end up in the emergency room.

CrossFit has a VERY strict stance on maintaining proper form. It’s not necessary.

CrossFit – where the men look like men and so do the women.

Why did the blonde CrossFitter bring a bottle of Windex to the WOD? She heard they were going to be cleaning.

I don’t always talk about CrossFit. Just kidding.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the music, I can still hear the newbies screaming.

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar… I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

Why did the CrossFit affiliate fire the new trainer? He didn’t know squat.

What did one blonde say to the other during the WOD? You know, I’ve been watching that box for almost an hour and it hasn’t jumped yet.